Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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i just found my OLD OLD OLD blog back from about 3 or 4 years ago, I was a proper little emo kiddy! It's amazing how close I was to some people, and what a fucking attention seeking whore I was! Anyway, I'm gonna c&p a little quiz thing called "How Girly Are You?" and compare scores from last time :P

[ ] my fingernails/toenails are almost always painted
[ ] during the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops
[ ] my favorite toys as a child were barbies
[ ] my favorite colour is pink or purple
[ ] I did Gymnastics
[ ] I love skirts
[ ] hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[x] tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[x] I love chocolate
[x] I've never had a real job

TOTAL: 3

[ ] my hair is almost always straightened
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[x] I love to hang out at the mall with friends
[x] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earings
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach
[x] I change my icon weekly
[ ] I wear a shower cap
TOTAL: 3

[ ] I shop at Hot Topic
[x] my cell phone might as well become a part of me
[x] I wear mascara everyday
[ ] I've been or am on a diet
[ ] bathing suits are adorable
[ ] I dont know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[x] big sunglasses are hott
[ ] I have gotten my nails done before
[x] MTV is one of my favorite channels

TOTAL: 4

[ ] all I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys
[ ] I love to have girls do my hair
[x] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends
[x] I hate bugs
[x] carnivals are so fun!
[x] Summer is THE best season
[x] my swimsuit has 2 pieces
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor
[x] musicians are so hot
[ ] you write me a poem and tell me im beautiful and im all yours

TOTAL: 6

[x] I am self-conscious
[x] I cry often
[ ] my car smells like vanilla or cherry
[x] my dishes get washed more than once a week
[x] I dont do sports
[x] I HATE to run
[x] I squeal when i am surprised or angry
[x] I eat dried fruit as a snack
[x] I love romance novels
[x] Drew Barrymore is so cute

TOTAL: 9

[x] I dance a lot.
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house
[x] I only have like 5 billion hair products
[x] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] every part of my outfit needs to match
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends
[x] I would love to have a photo shoot
[x] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day
[ ] I wish I were a model

TOTAL: 5

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton
[ ] I have been something that was semi
[ ] I own Uggs
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music
[ ] I pop my collar
[x] I like to be the center of attention
[ ] guys with Mohawks are crazy
[x] horses are beautiful
[x] I'd rather not pay attention in school
[x] Cats are adorable

TOTAL: 4

[x] I write my own music
[x] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute!
[x] white is better than black
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black
[ ] my closet is STOCK FULL of clothes
[ ] hate the grunge look
[x]I love to read magazines

TOTAL: 4

[ ] I love to gossip
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid
[ ] I love Celine Dion
[ ] my bubble baths are 1-2hrs long
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned
[x] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.
[ ] I like little kids
[ ] Diet drinks are the best
[x] I'm all about being vegetarian
[x] I refuse to eat at McDonalds

TOTAL: 3

[ ] I check my myspace everyday.
[x] I love life!
[x] I have a lot of jewlery!
[ ] my screen name(s) have x's in them
[ ] either one of my myspace names has/had <3's or in them
[ ] I would never want to be the opposite sex
[x] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed

TOTAL: 3



Score from 2006: 20%
Score from 2009: 44%

hahha

anyway continuing...heres some stuff (pictures, quotes and stuff from the...7 old deviant arts that I found. oh dear! all mine! though i won't be quoting from all of them!)


AWWW me in july 2007...omfg that was only year 8, blimey i changed a lot in a year - my year 9 photos are spectacularly different!


i drew that for this girl who i was friends with called cai. why is it that i was better at drawing then than i am now?

The two things above were under the name 'Doorluff'

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Hahaha spider web! That was taken in april 2007 so i would have been in year 8 and i would have been 13.. the caption for the image is "i eat pie". lol.

Personal quote: "Sounds like cocaine"

Those things were under the name 'Dawcupine'

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Interests: horses, david tennant, dogs, art, buttons, aquafresh, neon colours..etc o.O
Personal quote: i'm not scared, i'm just covered in peanut butter!

Those were from the profile of the account 'Feris-wheel'

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(oh god this next account stuff is cringeworthy!)

firstly, some journal entries..
title: WOO SLAM THAT AIR GUITAR DUDE
entry: I'M HYPER
YET AGAIN
JOIN ME
IN THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED CHEESE
OH YEH
LOOK FOR ME
I BET THAT YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR
DANCING TO ELECTROPOP LIKE A ROBOT
WOOOOOO
ILU LUKE
WOOOOOO
LETS ALL DANCE n___n

P.S: my feelings about certain people are currently confuzzed. srslylyk.

mood: llama


[WTF?!?! WHO IS LUKE?? am i talking about leonard? oh dear! hahahaha]

do people secretly lust after you?
clocks - coldplay
(they lust over my clock making skills? interesting...)

title: step-by-step guide to removing delfs
entry: Look around you? Do you see what I see?

This is proof we live in a world of destruction and fluff.

On my ceiling is an army of Delfs. From time to time green goo will fall onto the floor, hitting me or another item of furniture, such as a cat in the process. On my sofa is, yet again, another Delf. This one has lost its goo and is unsure of what it is doing there. We estimate it fell upwards from Dellhell and cannot get back in. This would explain the loss of goo.
Now and again the keyboard of my laptop will come loose, and a very wet, unhappy and shrunken down Delf will appear, goggles fastened tightly to its eyes. I have to put it in the garden, else it starts to eat the candle wax that is on the mantle piece. This causes stomach upsets in Delfs and I don't advise letting your Delf eat wax.
Another hazard is the kitchen. In whichever draw you open is at least one Delf, and in the fridge the Delfs are tucking merrily into the cheese. This distresses me greatly as I worship cheese. I get paid -£11111119 for it per day. However, if I have no cheese to worship my fund of money may rise, causing me and my bean bag great distress.
The stairs are also an obstacle course. Delfs use the stairs an awful lot for transporting themselves from the Eraserland to Papertree. Therefore, with each step you must take lots of caution not to bang into a Delf.
Once you've navigated up the stairs you come to the bathroom. Delfs enjoy the odd splash of water so several are crammed into the sink and bath and sit blinking innocently at you when you enter the room.
Below is a step by step guide on removing Delfs:

1. Delf-I-Cide may be a quick-fix way, but it does not guarantee the removal of Delfs. If you don't want a quick fix start by picking each Delf from its "home" one by one and placing it in a bucket of fish.
2. Place it in your garden and lock all the doors. Leave it there for three hours.
3. Bring it in and shake it.
4. Leave it in the sink with constant boiling water.
5. Let them go in a swamp miles from your house. They won't come back in a hurry.

1. Do you like animals?
As long as they don't have more than four legs then yes ^_^ This doesn't include deformed dogs.
3. Are you athletic?
No. End of story. Cake, anyone?
11. When is your birthday?
4th September - the day the world sneezed :3.
12. Do you like to receive giftart?
Gift tarts? [note I like gift art but I'm in RAMBLINA mode]. Depends on the tart. Food tart? Why yes, I do. Human tart? Getitawayfromme...it may get some concealer on my top.

9.) Name three aspects that tell who you are.
Insane, spleen, pop.
10.) If you could have a power what would it be?
POWER SHOWER

title: pritt stick
entry: i stabbed a toothbrush because i'm a pimp and you're jealous


....attractive


hahahahahah

all that above under the name of 'bluegreenchlorine'

OH DEAR THAT WAS ME.
I WAS A FREAK
:P

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